An Ambiguous Sports Site
1) sit down 2) lay down even 3) have a first date at Applebee’s 4) light a fart on fire
By Sam Reeves Well, well, well if it isn’t the old piece of shit who owns this site finally writing something. Yes, I am back. Not better than ever by any means, but back, nonetheless. I decided it was time to bring up this blog that I had been thinking about for a while. With…
International superstar Shohei Ohtani is known for keeping his personal life private. Just this past week, Ohtani announced on Instagram that he had gotten married this off-season, and shared no other details about his new wife other than that she is a “normal Japanese woman.” Luckily, there is one member of the Ohtani family that…