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Sports Reporting Needs A Cleanse

By Sam Reeves It has been a long time since we’ve published anything written, so what better time than the post-MLB trade deadline! The trade deadline was this past Monday, and everyone had those Jeff Passan notifications ready to go. What about the other outliers of breaking sports transactions? The Ken Rosenthals, Mark Feinsands, Bob…
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The X-Factor For The Chicago Bears’ Super Bowl Run

By Sam Reeves If you haven’t been keeping up with the NFL this season, you may be surprised to find out that the Chicago Bears are in the playoffs. A very interesting result given what has transpired the last few seasons at Halas Hall. The Bears hired a new head coach, Ben Johnson, who has…
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MLB Mascot Alignment Chart

From Lawful Good to Chaotic Horny, ASS categorizes all 27 MLB Mascots By: Celeste Everyone is familiar with the classic alignment chart which ranks components of various categories from Lawful Good to Chaotic Evil. If you’re not familiar, you’re stupid, but below is the chart for reference. While watching the chaotic pierogy race at PNC…
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