Month: May 2022
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Shit Happens
Especially in Major League Baseball By: Celeste Spaghetti Our favorite MLB heroes all shit the bed from time to time. From dropping a routine fly ball, to a pick-off attempt that ends in the home team’s dugout, we’ve seen it all. But that’s not what this article is about. This article is about MLB players…
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We Are Donating to the American Cancer Society, and You Should Too!
By Sam Reeves We here at ASS are having a charity raffle to donate to the American Cancer Society (ACS), during the week of May 21-28. For every $1 donated, you will be entered into a raffle for a chance to win one of several prizes! We wanted to raise money for cancer research because…
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Gordon Beckham Says
By: Al Wes While White Sox announcer Steve Stone was on vacation this week, the White Sox found the second best sports announcer in the game-Gordon Beckham. When Stoney goes away Gordo comes out to say…well, anything and everything. If you have no idea why Gordo is relevant, the quick recap is: 8th overall pick…
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Baseball Should Get Bananas
By Kristina Airdo We are about a month into the 2022 baseball season, and baseball is officially all the way back. Just four weeks into the season, we’ve seen it all: Unwritten rules, bench-clearing brawls, and enough warning track fly balls to reach our quota for the next couple of years. We’ve also heard the…
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Not Only Is Matt Foster The Greatest Reliever On The White Sox, He’s The Greatest Reliever of All Time
By Sam Reeves Who else would write that headline in 2022? Exactly, millions of other people. Look, I know I started the propaganda as a joke in 2021 when he was struggling, but now its a full movement. Matt Foster, for closer, is in full effect, baby! Is this success sustainable? Probably not. Am I…
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