Month: December 2022
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New Year, New ASS Content
By: Sam Reeves We have some BIG news to share! No we aren’t profiting. No we aren’t merging. No we haven’t become bigger than The Onion. HOWEVER, we have some new content coming in January, starting with our second edition of ASScast that we will be recording at some point in January. On top of…
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Ranking NFL Starting QBs by Hair
By Sean O’Brien, @baby__nashville For my maiden ASS voyage, I wanted to do something that matched my interests of football, hair, and judging others. What follows is my 100% correct, objective opinion: Author’s note: I’m leaving the Cleveland Browns’ current starting QB off the list because I don’t want to talk about the Nastyman. #31:…
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The Definitive Power 5 NCAA Football Drinking Guide
By: Celeste Spaghetti You’re asking, we’ve got the answer: do they sell alcohol here? Our writer Celeste Spaghetti did the work for you, so check out her list of which schools in the Power 5 Conferences sell alcohol at their football games and which ones you’ll need to tailgate. ACC Clemson – No Florida State…
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Grouping NBA Mascots by How quickly Benny the Bull Could Kill Them
By Just Roxy Don’t let his cute face fool you-he could be a cold-blooded killer if he wanted to be. Benjamin T. Bull has had a historic run in the NBA, spanning over 50 years, and was the first mascot to enter the league. He has seen many mascots come and go, yet still, he…
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Jerry Gets A New Job
Need to sell your sports team but not ready to retire? Consider the following: Jerry Reinsdorf is 86 years old, and I know that you are just as tired of him owning both the Bulls and the White Sox as I am. Now, 86 or not, he clearly is not ready to retire, so instead…
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