By: Roxy (@chi_rox_)

November 3, 2023

With the 2023 baseball season coming to an end, fans are taking this time to highlight this season as well as look forward to 2024. The White Sox left fans with little to highlight which leaves us to focus on what we would like to see happen in 2024.

BOGO Beer

The 2023 White Sox season was quite the reason to drink, in fact Sox fans are ranked 5th in the MLB in the highest spend on alcohol per game. This is largely related to the price, the White Sox charge 69 cents per ounce of beer. The only nice thing about this is the fact that you’re working towards being not sober, which is how the Sox should be watched. Anyway, the best way to do this is to offer a bogo deal next season-could be a % off or the next one totally free-we just need to see some relief in the price. Hear me out, Jerry!

The 108 Guys Manage One Series a Month

If you’ve scrolled through your Twitter feed during any Sox game, there’s a good chance you’ve seen someone make a negative remark about Pedro Grifol’s managing. You yourself might scratch your head and think “I can do better.” Well, you probably can’t. You know who else also can’t but it would be fun to see try? The Drunk Uncles of WST.

Each one of them brings a unique insight that surely would make the Sox at least be entertaining. From MySoxSummer’s bargaining ability when there’s a questionable play call at the plate, Chorizy’s musical talent bringing hype to the pregame locker room, or Beefloaf’s magical flow distracting the opposing outfielders and missing pop flies-they might as well be given a chance.

Southpaw Fights One Opposing Fan a Game

Many teams have their own in game entertainment, for example the Brewers have the Sausage Races and the Braves have the Beat the Freeze race. The White Sox don’t offer fans an experience like this, so why not let Southpaw, our beloved mascot, brawl it out with an opposing fan? Not only would this divert attention away from the Sox but also gives fans the opportunity to participate in an interactive challenge.

Let 500 Level Ticket-Holders Access the 100 Level

If you’ve made it this far, you know we mean business in with these suggestions. If you don’t believe us, lets at least come together for this-500 level fans deserve access to the full park. The White Sox hardly provide anything of value when it comes to their game day experience-the most fun people seem to have is tailgating and that’s all on their own dime-so we can at least rid the Sox of pricing people out of the opportunity to explore the park.

If the Sox want to ensure 500 level ticket holders aren’t sitting in 100 level seats they need to hire enough ushers and pay them a better wage to ensure it’s fully staffed. No more checking tickets before you even enter the concourse which causes you to wait in line again after waiting in line for 30+ minutes to get into the park. 500 level ticket holders deserve the same amenities and options as the 100 level folks.

White Sox, do better.

Do you have any ideas for what the Sox should change for the 2024 season? Let us know, and thanks for reading!