Category: Baseball
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MLB Mascot Alignment Chart
From Lawful Good to Chaotic Horny, ASS categorizes all 27 MLB Mascots By: Celeste Everyone is familiar with the classic alignment chart which ranks components of various categories from Lawful Good to Chaotic Evil. If you’re not familiar, you’re stupid, but below is the chart for reference. While watching the chaotic pierogy race at PNC…
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Athlete vs The Media: An Eternal Struggle
By Sam Reeves You’ve all heard about it, you’ve seen the clips, hell maybe you’ve lived it. I am, of course, talking about the ongoing athlete vs. media war. It doesn’t matter the sport, the league, or the athlete: the media interferes at the wrong time, almost regularly. Look, we all have bad days at…
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Things the South Side Could Do Other than Stand Up
1) sit down 2) lay down even 3) have a first date at Applebee’s 4) light a fart on fire
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Is Being Right About Sports Transactions Important?
By Sam Reeves Well, well, well if it isn’t the old piece of shit who owns this site finally writing something. Yes, I am back. Not better than ever by any means, but back, nonetheless. I decided it was time to bring up this blog that I had been thinking about for a while. With…
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ASS Lands Exclusive Interview with Dekopin “Decoy” Ohtani
International superstar Shohei Ohtani is known for keeping his personal life private. Just this past week, Ohtani announced on Instagram that he had gotten married this off-season, and shared no other details about his new wife other than that she is a “normal Japanese woman.” Luckily, there is one member of the Ohtani family that…
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The White Sox are BACK
By: Celeste Spaghetti (@spaghettic11) SCOTTSDALE, AZ — It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Cactus League baseball. During this offseason, many White Sox fans were incredibly disappointed that the Sox did nothing but get rid of stars such as Tim Anderson and Liam Hendriks and sign old heads such as Max Stassi and Mike…
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Baseball is an International Sport
By: Celeste Spaghetti (@spaghettic11) International talent is not new to Major League Baseball, but with all the buzz around big-name international signings such as Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Shota Imanaga this offseason and the 2023 World Baseball Classic, it feels like domestic MLB fans are more and more interested in watching international baseball. If you’re even…
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MLB Sunday Lowlights
News you do want to miss. By: Celeste Spaghetti (@SpaghettiC11) Whew, what a week in Major League Baseball to kick off All Sports Scene’s newest weekly series: Sunday Lowlights: News You Do Want to Miss. As with everything we do, we here at ASS strive to do things differently. So we will not be recapping…
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The Athlete Label Complex
By Sam Reeves There are many times when an athlete is being observed by fans and media, and they are usually given a label. Whether it’s prospect, depth, average, star, or superstar: each athlete has a label they didn’t ask for. A player can put up huge numbers one year but fail to come close…
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ASS’ Elite Home Run Derby Analysis
By Kristina Airdo MLB is officially halfway through the season, and as a White Sox fan and someone who willingly covers the team in my free time, I’m extremely pumped for the All-Star Break – the White Sox can’t hurt me when they don’t play! I could probably write 1,000 words about how stupid fan…
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