Category: Football
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Ranking Chicago Sports Teams by their Defcon Level
Chicago Sports are in bad shape, but just how bad are they? By: @chi_rox_ There are eight major league sports teams that call Chicago home (yes, the Red Stars play in Bridgeview-we know but don’t care about technicalities here). With the sheer amount of teams in a major city, one would think we are blessed…
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The Butterfly Effect: June 6, 2016
By Sam Reeves On June 6, 2016, I had surgery to repair a closed ventricle in my brain. The four days leading up to my surgery were hell. I felt like my skull was going to explode. I passed out several times, had horrible pain and blurred vision. I could not do anything for myself.…
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Ranking NFL Starting QBs by Hair
By Sean O’Brien, @baby__nashville For my maiden ASS voyage, I wanted to do something that matched my interests of football, hair, and judging others. What follows is my 100% correct, objective opinion: Author’s note: I’m leaving the Cleveland Browns’ current starting QB off the list because I don’t want to talk about the Nastyman. #31:…
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The Definitive Power 5 NCAA Football Drinking Guide
By: Celeste Spaghetti You’re asking, we’ve got the answer: do they sell alcohol here? Our writer Celeste Spaghetti did the work for you, so check out her list of which schools in the Power 5 Conferences sell alcohol at their football games and which ones you’ll need to tailgate. ACC Clemson – No Florida State…
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Roughing the Passer? How About Kissing the Passer!
By Sam Reeves We have seen some questionably stupid calls of Roughing the Passer through the first five weeks of the NFL season. Notable calls in week five included QBs Tom Brady, Derek Carr, and Jared Goff. Per the NFL, the rule is being reviewed; but is that really going to fix the issue at…
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