Category: Random
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Please Try Skyline Chili
By: Cardboard White Sux (@SoxCardboard) If you are headed down to Cincinnati for this weekend’s matchup with the Reds, I implore you to try one of the staples of Great American Ballpark and Cincinnati at large: Skyline Chili. I am, admittedly, biased. I grew up around Skyline. It is at the absolute top of my…
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Baseball is Back. So is Shit Posting.
By Sam Reeves I haven’t written anything I care about in some time. I have podcasted in the meantime, but I decided it was time to get back to writing for my millions of adoring fans. This isn’t your Michael Jordan “I’m Back” fax type of comeback. It’s more of a middle-aged fighter coming out…
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New Year, New ASS Content
By: Sam Reeves We have some BIG news to share! No we aren’t profiting. No we aren’t merging. No we haven’t become bigger than The Onion. HOWEVER, we have some new content coming in January, starting with our second edition of ASScast that we will be recording at some point in January. On top of…
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Footvolley is the Next Big Thing
By Sam Reeves Not long ago I was watching a TV in the background at a restaurant I was at, when I looked up, I was mesmerized by the event that was on the screen. It was volleyball, but none of the players were using their hands to hit the ball. I thought to myself…
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Free Tacos and Other Cool Free Stuff We Want
By Kristina Airdo The 2022 World Series is officially here, and you know what that means! No, I’m not talking about that janky piece of metal or smashing dingers – I’m talking about America’s REAL pastime: Taco Bell. Every year, Taco Bell runs a “steal a base, steal a taco” promotion during the World Series,…
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What’s in a Name?: A Series on Stupidly Named Things Part Tree
By Sam Reeves Whether it’s an article of clothing or a game where you ride a horse, it’s stupidly named. That’s right, I am talking about Polo. What in the hell is Polo and why on earth is it named that? My own knowledge is that Polo is a game where you wear a full…
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What’s In A Name?: A Series on Stupidly Named Things Part Deux
By Sam Reeves If you have read the first article of this series, then you know where this is going. This time I am going to take on badminton. Badminton is a sport that’s like Pickleball in the sense that it’s a knockoff of tennis. Badminton uses little skinny racquets and a birdie (or shuttlecock,…
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What’s in a Name?: A Series on Stupidly Named Things
By Sam Reeves First up: Pickleball. What in the actual f*ck is pickleball? The definition I found is “Pickleball is an indoor or outdoor racket/paddle sport where two or four players hit a perforated hollow polymer ball over a 36-inch-high net using solid faced paddles. The two sides hit the ball back and forth over…
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I. Am. NOT. the. Great. CORNHOLIO
By Celeste Spaghetti I do not need TP for my bunghole! Recently, one of our editors (cough, Sam, cough) Tweeted from the official ASS account the following poll: … Cornhole? Pray tell, what self-respecting Midwesterner calls it cornhole?? THIS is BAGS: As you can see here, bags is a family-friendly fun game where two teams…
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