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Thank you, Travis Kelce
KC Chiefs’ Star TE has helped pop singer Taylor Swift rise to fame. By: @Chi_Rox_ Kansas City – The Kansas City Chiefs have been the talk of football since QB Patrick Mahomes started under center in 2017. Noted TE Travis Kelce is a favorite target for Mahomes and this duo is virtually a household name…
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Diehard Sports Fans are Outdated
By: Chi_Rox_ Before we begin, it’s important for me to note I am a recovering Chicago sports diehard. It’s 2023, we no longer have to give the majority of our time and money to organizations that don’t love us back to feel like a fan. The four major sports leagues have been around since our…
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Changes I’d Like to See the Sox Make in 2024
By: Roxy (@chi_rox_) November 3, 2023 With the 2023 baseball season coming to an end, fans are taking this time to highlight this season as well as look forward to 2024. The White Sox left fans with little to highlight which leaves us to focus on what we would like to see happen in 2024.…
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BREAKING: List of Items Recovered from Halas Hall Raid
Sept. 20, 2023, 5:22 pm CST By: Celeste Spaghetti (@SpaghettiC11)/Liddle Tina (@liddle_ktina) CHICAGO – Amidst a day of chaos for the Chicago Bears, rumor has it the FBI raided the Bears’ headquarters at Halas Hall in connection with recently-resigned defensive coordinator Alan Williams. While the rumors have been adamantly denied by the Bears organization, ASS…
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MLB Sunday Lowlights
News you do want to miss. By: Celeste Spaghetti This week was full of weird gaffs and objectively terrible news in MLB. So much so that we couldn’t narrow it down to just five lowlights. *Editor’s Note: This article discusses domestic violence. Please consider donating to the National Domestic Violence Hotline here. Honorable Mention: Dave…
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Breaking: Woman Good at Sport
By: Al Wes September 9, 2023 We have reached the time of year where baseball is ending and football is beginning. There is not a shortage of manly sports to watch on TV no matter what time of day you watch it. But, did you know, women are also playing sports at an elite level,…
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It’s the Most Annoying Time of the Year
By Sam Reeves Hello there readers of ASS content! If you are reading this you may need help protecting yourself from the worst time of year: Fantasy Football, gambling, and annoying commercial season. I am quite aware that gambling is an all-around season. However, during football season, both college and NFL, it’s up to an…
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MLB Sunday Lowlights
News you do want to miss. By: Celeste Spaghetti (@SpaghettiC11) Compared to last week, this week’s lowlights feel like a slow burn (unless, perhaps, you’re a White Sox fan). Honorable Mention: Tuck-N-Roll Tommy 5. Joey Gallo TOOTBLAN 4. Padres Plummet Unfortunately, the Padres are currently in fourth place in the NL West with a 64-73…
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ASS Getz Technical: Our Picks for White Sox Head of Baseball Ops
By: @Chi_Rox_ CHICAGO – The Chicago White Sox are expected to announce former second basemen and current ASSistant General Manager Chris Getz as the new Head of Baseball Operations today. While this doesn’t come as a surprise for most, this move is still peak White Sox/Jerry Reinsdorf. Here at ASS, we know a thing or…
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White Sox Out of Towners Series: Bennett Karoll
In the long awaited fourth installment of our series, we’re highlighting Sox fans who live all over the country and asking them how they found their roots in White Sox Fandom. Today we’re speaking Bennett Karroll aka @thebennettk Big thanks to Bennett for taking the time and for you, our wonderful reader, for stopping by!…
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