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DeRozan Makes History
DeMar DeRozan becomes 50th NBA player to score 20,000 points. 20,000 is a pretty large number, and a pretty rare one in the NBA. Tonight, on a midrange jumper of course, DeMar DeRozan became one of just 50 NBA players to score 20,000 points. It’s an elite class-only about 1% of all NBA players such…
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DeRozan Shines Bright in Bulls Season-Opening Win
By: Just Roxy, @chi_rox_ DeMar DeRozan reminds everyone of who he is in big team win. The Bulls opened their ’22-’23 campaign this evening in Miami against the Eastern Conference Finals-contending Heat. This game was never going to be a walk in the park, but Bulls fans were soon made aware of what kind of…
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One Potential Landing Spot for José Abreu in Each Division
By: Celeste Spaghetti After a long and disappointing season for the Chicago White Sox, all eyes are on what’s next for 2020 AL MVP José Abreu, who enters free agency this off-season. Despite his unwavering loyalty to the shambling organization, it is likely that Abreu will not return to the White Sox next year. After…
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M(ass)cots Matter
Postseason baseball will be here tomorrow, and yes, you may have entered the official MLB postseason bracket challenge. But who cares about the team on the field when there are humans in giant furry costumes running around being silly during game? This is why I will be choosing the winners of the MLB postseason by…
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The 2022 Chicago White Sox Present: How to Lose and Alienate Your Fanbase
By Sam Reeves The White Sox have played 43.8% of their scheduled games so far this season (71 games for those who don’t have a calculator in front of them), and they are currently 34-37. That is, very gross, based on the expectations that were set for this season. Look, I am aware its a…
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The White Sox are Transgender and Here’s Why
By Jordan I’m not one to get political, but as someone who’s very existence is essentially a political statement at this point I am allowed to do it one time for the sake of this article and also because it’s Pride month because the last reason why the White Sox can’t hurt me is that…
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WAR, Huh, What Is It Good For? No, Really, Someone Help.
By Sam Reeves This isn’t a political blog, this is in regard to the baseball advanced stat, WAR. What is WAR, exactly? It stands for Wins Above Replacement, which from the MLB dictionary means: “WAR measures a player’s value in all facets of the game by deciphering how many more wins he’s worth than a…
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We Are Donating to the American Cancer Society, and You Should Too!
By Sam Reeves We here at ASS are having a charity raffle to donate to the American Cancer Society (ACS), during the week of May 21-28. For every $1 donated, you will be entered into a raffle for a chance to win one of several prizes! We wanted to raise money for cancer research because…
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