Month: August 2022

• August 28, 2022

  I. Am. NOT. the. Great. CORNHOLIO

  By Celeste Spaghetti I do not need TP for my bunghole! Recently, one of our editors (cough, Sam, cough) Tweeted from the official ASS account the following poll: … Cornhole? Pray tell, what self-respecting Midwesterner calls it cornhole?? THIS is BAGS: As you can see here, bags is a family-friendly fun game where two teams…
• August 8, 2022

  The White Sox are Edging When it Comes to Scoring Runs

  By Sam Reeves (NSFW) The White Sox aren’t scoring very many runs, and when they do, they seem to not carry over. There is only one explanation: they are edging and practicing run retention. I’m not sure if this is a Tony La Russa principle or if they are just flat-out religious, but retaining runs…