By Celeste Spaghetti

I do not need TP for my bunghole!

Recently, one of our editors (cough, Sam, cough) Tweeted from the official ASS account the following poll:

What should we blog about next?

— THE All Sports Scene (@AllSportsScene) August 26, 2022

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Cornhole?

Pray tell, what self-respecting Midwesterner calls it cornhole??

THIS is BAGS:

As you can see here, bags is a family-friendly fun game where two teams toss bean bags onto a wooden board. You get more points if the bean bag lands in the hole.

Notice, the proper equipment for this game are wooden boards and bean bags-not corn boards and bean holes.

Now, THIS? This is a cornhole [warning, NSFW]:

Do you get the difference?

Bags is the game you play with your friends in parking lots before the big game.

Cornhole is what your ivy league extended family from Cape Cod calls it.

I mean, is corn even real? Can we even trust this kid?

@doingthings

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I hope you wash your mouth out with soap the next time you say cornhole, you degenerates.