Category: Chicago White Sox
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Ding Dong the 2022 Chicago White Sox are Dead
By Sam Reeves, Stoop Kiid, and Bennett Karoll We somehow made it, everyone. The 2022 White Sox season is over and done with. The White Sox missed the playoffs, after appearances in consecutive seasons for the first time in franchise history. They finished 2nd in the AL Central with a lovely record of 81-81. Which…
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Jerry Reinsdorf: Does He Care?
By: Stoop Kiid Does it feel like he cares? Setting aside the non-sports stuff (which is probably more important and even more damning), Jerry Reinsdorf has 78 combined years of ownership between the White Sox and Chicago Bulls. In those 78 seasons, in the third largest market in the country, we’ve got six Michael Jordan…
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The White Sox are Edging When it Comes to Scoring Runs
By Sam Reeves (NSFW) The White Sox aren’t scoring very many runs, and when they do, they seem to not carry over. There is only one explanation: they are edging and practicing run retention. I’m not sure if this is a Tony La Russa principle or if they are just flat-out religious, but retaining runs…
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The MLB All-Star Break is Here: So What Now?
By Sam Reeves Well, we made it. The MLB All-Star break is here and the Chicago White Sox are 3 games back in the AL Central, and in 3rd place. They are also 3.5 games back of the final AL Wild Card spot. They ended the “first half” taking 3/4 games in Minnesota, which is…
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Gordon Beckham Says
By: Al Wes While White Sox announcer Steve Stone was on vacation this week, the White Sox found the second best sports announcer in the game-Gordon Beckham. When Stoney goes away Gordo comes out to say…well, anything and everything. If you have no idea why Gordo is relevant, the quick recap is: 8th overall pick…
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Not Only Is Matt Foster The Greatest Reliever On The White Sox, He’s The Greatest Reliever of All Time
By Sam Reeves Who else would write that headline in 2022? Exactly, millions of other people. Look, I know I started the propaganda as a joke in 2021 when he was struggling, but now its a full movement. Matt Foster, for closer, is in full effect, baby! Is this success sustainable? Probably not. Am I…
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Does Tony La Russa Have Any Of That Devil Magic Left?
By Sam Reeves Look, its no secret that the White Sox were the best team in the AL Central coming into this season, on paper. However, through the first 18 games, the White Sox are just 3-9 vs the AL Central in the early going to this season. So what on earth is going on?…
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One White Sox prediction based on no analytics, statistics or really any intelligent reasoning at all
By Durham Stance I respect analytics. Wait, actually want to double check something. *googles analytics definition*– OK the definition of analytics is “the method of logical analysis,” and yeah that checks out, I support it. Also, I’m not doing a bit, I actually wanted to google that definition because I had an idea of what…
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White Sox #ManscapeMadness
By Celeste Spaghetti May the best face win. Ever wonder which player in White Sox history has the best facial hair? Us too. That’s why we went through every single White Sox player to ever don a major league uniform to find out. So, fans, we did the hard part. Now it’s up to YOU…
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Should All White Sox Players Get Lasik?
By Sam Reeves I mean, it worked for Reynaldo Lopez, could it work for other struggling pitchers in the the Sox organization? There are several factors that helped in Reynaldo Lopez’s improvements last season, but Lasik eye surgery has to be the top contributor. Ethan Katz isn’t THAT good at his job. If he was…
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